theatrical_muse - *answered from AU VH pov*

[h2_muses]

What do you look for in a romantic partner?

*slight variation - an AU version of Van Helsing (the one I use for otherways) has stepped up to answer this question, as the canon version of VH is on a mission and currently unavailable.

((AU VH is from 1997 and still works for the Knights of the Holy Order, the difference is, he really doesn't give a rat's ass what they know or don't.))



Right, so, my name is Michael. I kill things, so don't piss me off.

Introduction complete, let me see if I can answer this question or respond to this challenge or whatever it is I've been roped into.

A romantic partner? I must say, I haven't actually had a romantic partner in seventy years. Partners inclined to engage in sexual relations, of course, but little in the way of romance. It's out-dated.

However, if I were to seek out someone, surely I would have someone who... and... but...


btw - don't look for white text, there isn't any... 'cept this, the rest is just spacing.



Oh, fuck it. Carl, all right. There is no way I could ever have anything remotely romantic without him. But, since somewhere along the course of history, someone felt it would be an absolutely fantastic idea to have him DIE, I don't see that happening any time soon, do you?



Didn't think so. So romance can fuck off for all I care.




Muse: (Alternate Universe) Gabriel Van Helsing
Fandom: Stephen Sommers' Van Helsing
Word count: 150
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