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[livejournal.com profile] theatrical_muse - *answered from AU VH pov*



What do you look for in a romantic partner?

*slight variation - an AU version of Van Helsing (the one I use for [livejournal.com profile] otherways) has stepped up to answer this question, as the canon version of VH is on a mission and currently unavailable.

((AU VH is from 1997 and still works for the Knights of the Holy Order, the difference is, he really doesn't give a rat's ass what they know or don't.))



Right, so, my name is Michael. I kill things, so don't piss me off.

Introduction complete, let me see if I can answer this question or respond to this challenge or whatever it is I've been roped into.

A romantic partner? I must say, I haven't actually had a romantic partner in seventy years. Partners inclined to engage in sexual relations, of course, but little in the way of romance. It's out-dated.

However, if I were to seek out someone, surely I would have someone who... and... but...


btw - don't look for white text, there isn't any... 'cept this, the rest is just spacing.



Oh, fuck it. Carl, all right. There is no way I could ever have anything remotely romantic without him. But, since somewhere along the course of history, someone felt it would be an absolutely fantastic idea to have him DIE, I don't see that happening any time soon, do you?



Didn't think so. So romance can fuck off for all I care.




Muse: (Alternate Universe) Gabriel Van Helsing
Fandom: Stephen Sommers' Van Helsing
Word count: 150
** word count does not include the sentence of 'white text' **
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Re: Michael...

[identity profile] i-read.livejournal.com 2005-07-02 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
He turns, irritated again.

"Do either get to your point or leave."
i_vanquish_evil: (Michael-archangel)

Re: Michael...

[personal profile] i_vanquish_evil 2005-07-02 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
He shrugs.

"With your... talents... I'd've thought you'd already have an idea. Guess not."

He turns and starts for the door. And yes, tight leather and very nice silk.

Re: Michael...

[identity profile] i-read.livejournal.com 2005-07-02 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have an idea, but I'm debating whether or not I want to do anything about it. You, however, are not helping."
i_vanquish_evil: (Michael-archangel)

Re: Michael...

[personal profile] i_vanquish_evil 2005-07-02 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
He turns over his shoulder. "I've never been one for being helpful."

Re: Michael...

[identity profile] i-read.livejournal.com 2005-07-02 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes, you were. And perhaps that's why I'd rather not."
i_vanquish_evil: (Michael-archangel)

Re: Michael...

[personal profile] i_vanquish_evil 2005-07-02 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"No. I did what was right. It's not always helpful."

Another shrug and he turns to the doors again, this time not turning back over his shoulder as he says,

"Suit yourself."
i_vanquish_evil: (Michael-archangel)

Re: Michael...

[personal profile] i_vanquish_evil 2005-07-02 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The doors open, then close, and he's gone.
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